Angry That The Packaged Pizza You Bought Has No Topping? Better Turn It Over Before Calling In A Complaint
Funny complaint recording. Then it was the store's fault, of course, for not having an arrow on the box
Upside down logic
Actual recording of a complaint phoned in by a man who bought a packaged pizza at a supermarket and thought it had no topping. Oblivious much? He was holding it upside down.
The store tried to turn it right, but he insists never-the-less that it was the store's fault for not having a label indicating which side of the pizza is up.
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
update
at this exact moment.. my birthday.. 1395 hours : 20minutes : 06seconds away! awesome, eh? =P peace!
T0taL UseLess FacTs !
The word "queue" is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed.
Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon.
Of all the words in the English language, the word 'set' has the most definitions!
What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.
"Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.
In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child
A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off!
Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.
You can't kill yourself by holding your breath
There is a city called Rome on every continent.
Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day!
Horatio Nelson, one of England's most illustrious admirals was throughout his life, never able to find a cure for his sea-sickness.
Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people
Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, everytime you breathe!
The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump!
One quarter of the bones in your body, are in your feet!
The first known transfusion of blood was performed as early as 1667, when Jean-Baptiste, transfused two pints of blood from a sheep to a young man
Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails!
Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin!
The present population of 5 billion plus people of the world is predicted to become 15 billion by 2080.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
A kiss lasting one minute can burn up to 30 calories!
Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon.
Of all the words in the English language, the word 'set' has the most definitions!
What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.
"Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.
In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child
A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off!
Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.
You can't kill yourself by holding your breath
There is a city called Rome on every continent.
Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day!
Horatio Nelson, one of England's most illustrious admirals was throughout his life, never able to find a cure for his sea-sickness.
Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people
Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, everytime you breathe!
The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump!
One quarter of the bones in your body, are in your feet!
The first known transfusion of blood was performed as early as 1667, when Jean-Baptiste, transfused two pints of blood from a sheep to a young man
Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails!
Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin!
The present population of 5 billion plus people of the world is predicted to become 15 billion by 2080.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
A kiss lasting one minute can burn up to 30 calories!
Stuff About The Jellyfish!
For our Nature Science project we had to chose an animal n make a model, i decided 2 do the jellyfish (0ne 0f my fav0urite animals) so i th0ught i'd p0st some facts. (put in my 0wn words)
The Moon Jellyfish
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Cnidaria
Class: Scyphozoa
Order: Semaeostomeae
Family: Ulmaridae
Genus: Aurelia
Species: Aurelia aurita
Aurelia aurita
The body of the Moon Jellyfish is generally 20-40cm across and transparent, with a sac-like structure. It is well-known by its four bright crescent shaped gonads (see diagram) that are under the stomach and its pink/violet colour. It lacks breathing, excretion and circulation systems. As a result, they breathe by diffusing oxygen through its membrane (cells). The adult jellyfish has an umbrella margin membrane with tentacles attatched to the bottom. The basic body has an internal gastro vascular cavity, which has an opening that is used as a mouth and an anus. The opening is enclosed with tentacles that help in protection and feeding. The body is made up of three layers, the epidermis (outermost layer), the mesoglea (middle layer) and the gastrodermis (innermost layer).
The Moon Jellyfish
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Cnidaria
Class: Scyphozoa
Order: Semaeostomeae
Family: Ulmaridae
Genus: Aurelia
Species: Aurelia aurita
Aurelia aurita
The body of the Moon Jellyfish is generally 20-40cm across and transparent, with a sac-like structure. It is well-known by its four bright crescent shaped gonads (see diagram) that are under the stomach and its pink/violet colour. It lacks breathing, excretion and circulation systems. As a result, they breathe by diffusing oxygen through its membrane (cells). The adult jellyfish has an umbrella margin membrane with tentacles attatched to the bottom. The basic body has an internal gastro vascular cavity, which has an opening that is used as a mouth and an anus. The opening is enclosed with tentacles that help in protection and feeding. The body is made up of three layers, the epidermis (outermost layer), the mesoglea (middle layer) and the gastrodermis (innermost layer).
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